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Several hours later, I awoke dazed in the head. A nauseating scent of perfume wafted through the air. As my sight cleared, I looked ahead at dismay as my captor stared into me with those lunatic eyes. Fitting for her anyway.

"Oh Ethan."

"For the thousandth time, my name is Gold" I spewed.

"Oh Ethan, if I knew you were gonna prepare an evening like this.. I would've put on some of my nicer clothes. I had these cute ones that I was dying to try out."

"Well.. you know me."

"Oh come now Ethan, take that silly frowny face and turn it upside down will you? Were going to have some fun tonight!"

I said "Great! Let's start by letting me go first, huh?"

"Nooo, (giggle) it's funny how you think that." She took a knife from behind her and held it close to my neck. "I mean a romantic evening with my all time favorite person in the whole world!" Not this shit again.. I thought I was safe from this crazy hoo-hah when I moved to Olivine. Must have tracked me the whole time. How does she keep finding me anyway? devils luck perhaps? 

"I appreciate the gesture, but I really must be leaving now." I contorted. The knife now touching at my jugular, or Adams apple.. or whatever that shit was called. "You sure about that?" She hissed. The knife now slowly leaving my neck, Lyra gives me a wink, a wink only Hitler would think affectionate, and turns her back from me, searching her bag. Probably for more knives or something. Now this is when the Klinks in my head start turning.

I make my first escape attempt. I took the chair that I was sitting on and hurled it towards Lyra.

 

"Take this faggot!!" With surprising accuracy she ducked and cut my front abdomen with her knife. "AAUGH WHAT THE HELL!" Avoiding the gash on my stomache i tried to flee.

And I tried again.

Then again.

Until i noticed my feet were bolted to the floor.

"Wha-what!" When did she have time to do this? Why haven't I noticed? Why didnt it hurt?! "Come now Ethan, would i really let you leave that easily?" She taunted. "Go fuck yourself." "Thats not what I wanted to hear" She brought the chair back and layed it behind me, then pushed me to where I sat down again.

"Now.. shall we begin?" With a sly smile, she ducked and undid my pants. Pulled down my boxers revealing my wet frankfurt. Now hard, thanks to this situation. Dont get me wrong im not one to brag but... do i really have a choice now?

"Don't worry, just relax and enjoy silly." I shivered, as her cold lips touched my yankee doodle. Then there was warmth. Her breath was somewhat relaxing; her head bobbing up and down slowly. For a few seconds, it felt pretty good.

Then pain. 

I yelped as a knife was dug into my right arm. Sharp, jolting pain. The pleasure completely obliterated. "Why the-WHY? FUCK ARGH MY ARM!!!" "Sorry, instinct."

"Insti-? What the hell is wrong with you? You kidnap me, blow me off then jab a knife in my arm?" 

"Relax Ethan, it doesn't hurt that much.. see?" She lifted up her shirt revealing stab wounds. Fear in my face showed as i stared blankly at the images before me. There were classic tally marks inmates did on cell walls, there was a picture of a Marill, a shopping list with eggs misspelled as 'ehgs', the words 'Ethan' sprawled 7 or 8 times and countless other disgusting things. "My god.. you're a monster.."

"We gotta get that mouth of yours shut Ethan! Don't worry, I know just the thing!" She said, as she turned into her magic bag of death. Oh god, what is she gonna do next..?

 

Out from the bag came this blunt object. Oh god what, please don't hit me with it. It took me 5 seconds to realize what it really was.

"I-I... is that a.. dragon dildo?" I asked.
"No.. its my punish rod. I use it sometimes on my Pokemon when they're being naughty. Right now, you're being the same." 
"And uhh.." I estimated. "how are you planning on doing that? Are you gonna punish yourself or... something?"
Lyra concluded "Oh you pervy wervy trainer you, you're making me blush! But its not for me!" 

"What?"

She dropped her overalls then her underwear, revealing her magic silver taco. Then she bent down and put on what seemed to be a strap-on. "Ok Ethan, are you ready?" 
"No."
She grabbed my hair, yanking it down close to her crotch.
"Of course you are! You need to be taught a lesson."
With that, the dildo was shoved deep into my sportscaster jolly-talky chasm. I couldn't breath at all. With the hair yanking and the scent and nausiating taste and scent of this dildo that was probably used a thousand times on her Pokemon. It made me want to vomit. Then I got an idea. 

As an act of desperation, I spit out the artificial Dragonite piece and vomited in her face.
"AAH MY EYES!"
As she rolled on the floor i spotted her bag.. within reach, i snatched it and looked inside.
A handkerchief, no i don't need that... mascara? Since when does she use that? Never mind, time is of an essence. Rope? Nah.. Money? Later.. 
"Ooh.. i cant see.. my eyes argh ETHAN YOU'RE A VERY DIRTY BIRDY wait till I grab my knives!"

Knives!

I found it! The knife she used! First things first.. I lowered to my feet and used it to take the bolts from my feet. Shooting pain immediately. More than I would've handled, but adrenaline was dominating me. Finally I was free. With knife in hand, I ran around the room. No door.. No DOOR. Where the hell is the freaking door!!

The window.

With my remaining strength I clung to the window and held on. Not before Lyra could hold on to me.
"Eeeeethaaaan ETHAN GET BACK IN HERE NOW. WERE NOT DONE. DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU!" She screamed. 

I retorted "Not on your life bitch." And swung the blade into her face. Slashing it across her nose, then ear to ear. I kicked, pushing her to the ground. Finally free, I jumped out and realized my mistake. Free-falling.
I feel for a couple of seconds.. why did i jump without looking? Fear? That's a good reason. But now i'm free-falling from.. how tall was this buil-

 

Thud. I hit the floor. Tall grass. Thank god it wasn't concrete or anything. Wild Oddish scampered out of the way from their naked intruder. I realized that I was free.. finally.. i must run away. Civilization is just a reach away. I need..

My Pokemon. They were in my pants. I left them... I looked back at the window... how did she get in? I looked around and realized I totally missed a tall tree right next to the window. Was that it? It wasn't that tall. 12 feet? 15? 20? I could probably...

For some odd reason (pun very much intended though stupid) I decided to catch an Oddish.. no balls However.... oh well. I'll try anyway. 
Well it didn't take long but I managed to catch one with my bare hands. It squirmed so much it was a lucky thing it still held on. Even by its leaves.

I decided to name it DICKS. Same name as my rival. I love that guy. Hes kind of a douche, but the best kind. No time to think about it now. I make sure DICKS is held tight in my left arm and the knife in my right..

I decide to leave anyway with my Oddish. I'm sure the Pokemon will be fine by themselves. Besides.. I wouldn't even dare go back to that lunatic, as far as I'm concerned she can keep 'em. Now how to sneak by countless people without pants? Shouldn't be that hard.. it is night aftera-

BOOM

A loud explosion from the building behind me. Shattering brick and glass rained down on my head as I ran the opposite way. 
"EEEEETHAAAN" The scream echoed throughout the night like an elephant bellow.
BOOM. Another explosion my way. I fell face first into the wet grass. I looked back and I saw the devil herself holding a sac of what seemed to be poke balls.
Wait.. exploding poke balls? No.
Voltorbs.. 

"You know Ethan.. I actually was going to applaud that little escapade you made back there." She growled.
BOOM. A few feet and my head would've been blown away.
"By the way that was really cute what you did. Vomiting on my head. Gotta write that one for the books!"
"Lyra, please wai-" BOOM "ARGH!!!"
"I'M NOT DONE TALKING YET, GOLD. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED? PEOPLE DONT CALL THEMSELVES MINERALS YOU FUCKWIT."
BOOM. 
"But then I decided to go through your pants. And you wanna know what I found?"
"Ah...uh ah m-my phone?"
"KRIS. I FOUND YOUR HUSSY, KRIS." She said as she held a picture of Kris. Oh no. I forgot how much of a jealous bitch she was. "That's uh.. that's not her, she-"
I was cut short by the picture shoved down my mouth. She pulled out a lighter and started setting it on fire. She then reached for the knife i had totally forgot about, not that I would've done anything with it. 

I was literally paralyzed with fear.
"If you love your wife so much... if you think shes so hot. Why don't you just eat.. her.. out. ALL NICE AND TOASTY FOR YA!? I BET IT IS!!"
"Eyy now Lyaa... " My muffled voice barely noticeable through the burning paper. "I now yu gilled her."

"Uhh what was that?" She leaned in closer to me.
"I know you KILLED her you fucking demon." I spewed.
"Ooh.. OOOOH.. did I know.. ?" She reached for another Voltorb. "You want to join her? I bet you do." 
This is it. I'm going to die. I had a better chance back when she was just stabbing me.. 

Flash back of Kris.. her beautiful face. Her smile. I wish I would've asked her out.. but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything.
Im just a pile of filth lying here, half naked with a burning picture of my only love in the world in my mouth. About to get blown apart sky high thanks to a crazy mental patient who was holding a bag of ticking time bombs.. this is it.. i have nothing left. She won, and not even a Pokemon to back me u-

"Voltorb, Self-destr-"
"SLEEP POWDER BITCH" A cloud of orange dust sprayed at Lyra's face as I held out the Oddish.
"You like dicks so much? Then get a load at this one."
"I.... what? You... you.. y-.. ah.. huh. Hm.." Lyra fell at my feet. Sleeping soundly. The calm before the storm Gold called it. "Good job DICKS.
"Oddi?"
"Yeah buddy, it's all over." 
As I looked at Lyra lying on the ground, a wave of disgust and nausea welled up inside me. I took her knife from her. And stared at her for a long time.

"If I let you live.. you'll just wake up and do it again." My Quilava. My virginity. Kris. Now this gash in my arm and stomach. That was it. No more pain. Not for now. Until now maybe.

Unless... unless I... end her right here. My suffering will end. The cops might catch me. But I'll tell Jenny. They wont believe me of course. But then again, prison would be better than.. than her. Anything would be actually. I grabbed my pants.. zipped them up.. then. Unzipped them again.

If I'm gonna kill her. I might as well anyway. Its not likes shes gonna notice. I have my trusty DICKS of course. 

After that was done. I looked at her once more. Spat at her, then..

 

As I turned around with DICKS in hand I lay one last look at Lyra. "So long, and have fun in hell."

"Voltorbs, EXPLOSION!!"
An explosion so loud it rattled my ears. I don't care. As long as shes gone, i'll be free at last. Thank Arceus its really all over. Now DICKS, lets go home.

Instead of going home.. I found Lyra's house.. wasn't hard to find.. something inside just told me, 'no this ain't over yet until I'm proven innocent'. I went to her computer and went to all her filthy websites, left them on, found her thumb drive and left it on her bed. Next, her Pokemon. I released them all. I haven't the slightest clue if they were happy or sad or anything. They deserved better.
Finally I brought her toys upstairs, and left them on the couch. That'll at least give the cops a clue. If I have known any better I would've left this house alone that night..

The nightmare.. just begun.
The silhouette of the demon Lyra stood there on the doorway blocking me. 
"No.. NO.. You're DEAD. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!"  I screamed.
"Mrrrmarrgh" She growled.
Her face and body was all charred, she was missing an eye ball, a living zombie if I ever saw one.
"WHY WONT YOU STAY DEAD?"
"Mmrrr"
"Whatever you do.. wherever you go.. whatever you do to me.. im not scared.. im not scared of you anymore. Go Typhlosion!!"
"GRROAAAAA" Typhlosion bellowed.
"Flame Wheel!"
Am mad dash, a fiery tackle, and a flash of Lyra knocked back in the opposite direction. Why the hell was she still alive? I made sure the Voltorbs there exploded on her.
Did she have Damp or something?

Sounds of sirens blew into the night. The police cruisers, other people and neighbors went outside to see what was happening. 
"MrroaaAAAAR" Zombie Lyra crawled her way to my Typhlosion like that one ghost from Grudge. Creepy but not intimidating. "Typhlosion, Slash!"
Wam, direct hit.
Shes still not dead? Do I need garlic or holy water or something?
"Whats going on here one of the cops shouted."
I ignored them of course. Then.. people.. started cheering me. They started cheering me on. Unbelievable! She must really be a crazy bitch! 
Then suddenly a large tail slammed on top of Lyra, smashing her into a non-existing pulp.

A Steelix? It was Jasmine!
"Whats happened? I went for a walk and suddenly I heard an explosion.. so I called the police."
"Y-you saved me.."
"Y-yeah?"
"Hahaa..hahaahahah."
"Yeah heheehe. I guess I did!"
The cops were now in the fray "All right people move out, nothing to see. Young man? Who are you?"
"Uhh Gold, officer."
"Weird name. Who was that you were fighting?"
"Well sir you're probably not going to believe me but.."
"Lyra? Oh well that's ok then."
"Really?"
"Yeah, dumb bimbo thinks she can do whatever she wants around this town.. i once caught her trying to rape our Ampharos. Caught her in time too. Poor thing was traumatized."
"You don't understand officer... she was possessed by the devil himself. Everything she did, was because she couldnt control it. She was a sin trapped in a little girls body. Trying to escape.. when she died. She felt relief. Thats what she wanted. To die. It wasn't us who killed her. It was Beauty who killed the Beast. Anyway, I'm too tired to think. Take me home, I'm hungry. Let's go DICKS."

END

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