Linnaeus Percy-Log 1
"Remarkable; not only has the bonding process proven successful, but I believe
we have found a way for the Wondernauts to interchange their own chemical make-up.
They are able to use Strains to their advantage, as seen in Test-Log 31! Do you
know what this means boys? More mullah for us! Percy Products is gonna go places!"
Linnaeus Percy-Log 2
"It turns out that Strains are inexpensive. We can't stop the Wondernauts
from using them from their reserves, but we can manipulate them to use
Strains when they have become hostile. I just wish Konrad hadn't cut our budget..
I understand Strains are second priority... but... *sigh* no one will ever
understand my passion it seems."
Linnaeus Percy-Log 3
"I can't believe this.. I've been sold as a schmuck! The son of a bitch Konrad
bought the entirety of Percy Products! He even went ahead and stole Heisei
from under my nose too! I no longer am in control of my Wondernauts. They belong
to him now. Says he's going to start making them gather the virus from the
outbreak instead. I understand his intentions but It wont do him any good.
Or.. maybe it will; either way it should be a good show."
Linnaeus Percy-Log 4
"So.. it's come to this.. no job.. stuck in space with minimal oxygen.. there's
a way out, but who gives a damn. I just hope there's enough air to let me witness
the death of the so called "King Konrad". What a filthy hack. What's worse,
all of the Wondernauts are wandering about without a master. What a fucking mess.
So yeah, in addition to Andromeda we got crazed bio-aliens everywhere scooping up
precious oxygen and spewing dirty air. I can't let this go on, I need to do
something! Perhaps.. yes.. YES THAT'S IT! Percy, you're a genious!"
Linnaeus Percy-Log 5
"If I can take control of the Hyperion mainframe.. yes I could control the
halfmen, the Wondernauts, and everything in between! All I need is a probe..
or hell, even a rover.. any would do! However, Maintenance seems to have been
sealed shut. Plus the elevators aren't working. Damn it, why didn't we settle
for some stairs, I can't get to the robots. I doubt 15 would even help either
so right now i'm at a stand-still. That bot's got more screwed up lug nuts
than Konrad himself. Maybe if I dress up as one of those cartoon characters.."
Linnaeus Percy-Log 6
"I got good news and bad news. The good news is I found access to the Maintenance
area via the air ducts. The bad news is the wing is sealed off from the outside
so I can't go anywhere else.. oh, and it turns out all of the robots are busted. I'd
fix them myself, but i'm not specialized on probes and stuff like that.
Bio-mechanical sciences are more of my forte. Artificial intelligence is one hell
of a subject. Every time I pick one of the robots up I'm afraid I might break them."
Linnaeus Percy-Log 7
"I managed to get to the higher levels of the maintenance area by climbing the
elevator shafts. If only Heisei were here, I could show her how much stronger
I've gotten. Then again.. I haven't taken a shower in a month or so. Well no
matter, due to my handsome and adventurous heroism I managed to find rover 15.
He was watching cartoon tapes when I found him. Not only the usual tapes, but he
seems to have access to the D-Server. Now he's watching some new shows I've never
even seen before. The damn thing even changed it's voice. It's all.. so squeaky
and high pitched, and he keeps going on about "anime", whatever the hell that is.
I'll be damned if I let that thing run the whole facility. I approached it once..
and.. well... Good lord, I still get nightmares."
Linnaeus Percy-Log 8
"Well I've run out of empty Tele-modules, so this'll be my last chance to log
my progress. 2 years and still have to resort to slim jims, treated water and
warm cola. I don't know how much longer I have.. however, some hope has arisen.
There appeared to be a dimensional flux on the surface. Maybe the military finally
found us. Whatever. I would've cared a long time ago, but now? I just don't know.
I hope they don't mess everything up even more. Like that's possible. Well.
Times running out. Better end this session quickly. ... erm, final statements.
If anyone finds my logs then please, PLEASE bury me. I'm located under the Tartarus
sector on a sealed off chamber near one of the bio-domes. Also, take my research
and improve it. This technology needs to get out there back home. I'm talking
about Earth. I don't want it in the hands of a damned Nazi. One final thing,
don't trust Julian Konrad. The man's a psychopath. I'm not even sure he's human
anymore but just, DON'T trust him. Alright, I'm done. I'd just like to say that it
HASN'T been a pleasure working in Hyperion and I hope everyone died a painful and
horrible death. Now where are those pills.."